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Where the adorable meets the absurd!
“Netherfield Park is marked at last.”
The news caused much romping at the Bennet household for,
as every cat knows, a handsome young tom in possession
of his own territory must be in want of a mate.
– Pride and Prejudice and Kitties
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“Forget zombies, Jane Austen + kitties = brilliance-” The Daily Dot
Let me be rightly understood. This match, to which you have the presumption to aspire, can never take place.
 “I take this opportunity of soliciting yours, Miss Elizabeth, for the two first dances…” |
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 “It now first struck her that she was selected from among her sisters as worthy of being the mistress of Hunsford Parsonage, and of assisting to form a quadrille table at Rosings…” |
Book Excerpt
Mrs. Bennet pounced on Mr. Collins as soon as he was alone in the room. She was alarmed, however, upon hearing of Lizzy’s refusal.
“Lizzy is a foolish cat and does not know dry food from wet,” she cried. Then she hastened to Mr. Bennet’s library and jumped up on his chair, which she often used as a scratching post. She began to sharpen her claws energetically. ”Mr. Bennet, we are all in an uproar!” she screeched. “Lizzy has scampered away from Mr. Collins and now Mr. Collins threatens to run away from Lizzy!”